I have received no fewer than four robo-calls from political candidates today. This has got to stop. If they're going to bother me, they could at least do me the courtesy of calling me personally so I could mess with them. Like, I'd affect Billy Crystal's silly paprikash voice from When Harry Met Sally and talk to them about my gall bladder or something. How would you tease political type-phone people? Reply in fifty words or less.

Comments Robo calls suck. But if it's a real person calling, I can tell you, from personal experience obtained this morning, most people with Japanese last names will politely listen to you, say nothing, and hang up. The one guy, third from the bottom on my list, made it all worthwhile. He was proudly voting for Kerry. If someone called me and asked me to vote for Bush, I would be like, "Yeah, I heard he's an alien? Isn't that against the Constitution?" Posted by: lisa at October 30, 2004 3:37 PM Post a Comment (Moderated) Name: Email Address: URL: Remember Me? YesNo Comments:

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