Aside 2007-08-05T03:30:52Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2009:/jen/weblog//8 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2005, Jen hysterical 2007-08-05T03:30:52Z 2005-10-20T01:56:04Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3214 2005-10-20T01:56:04Z I'm listening to a pocast called "As the Fur Flies".... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org ]]> It's a podcast about opera hosted by a drag queen. It's hilarious. Look for it in i-tunes. vocabulary 2007-08-05T03:30:50Z 2005-09-27T00:56:27Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3166 2005-09-27T00:56:27Z Overheard while Katie was playing with a male playmate:... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org ]]>
Katie: I don't think that's appropriate for girls.


Did I mention? She's seven.]]> misplaced 2007-08-05T03:30:50Z 2005-09-26T00:53:38Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3165 2005-09-26T00:53:38Z In my local library, Amy Tan, Stephen King and V.C. Andrews are stocked in the young adult section.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org In my local library, Amy Tan, Stephen King and V.C. Andrews are stocked in the young adult section. premiere 2007-08-05T03:30:50Z 2005-09-15T07:34:10Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3150 2005-09-15T07:34:10Z Just came back from the season premiere of Lost in Waikiki.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org ]]> Wow. Wow wow wow. Can't formulate much of anything more articulate than that, I'm afraid. My fellow fans will not be disappointed. speak 2007-08-05T03:30:48Z 2005-08-26T16:51:18Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3109 2005-08-26T16:51:18Z Alex just caught his reflection in the car window, waved at it, and said "Hi. Baby!"... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org Alex just caught his reflection in the car window, waved at it, and said "Hi. Baby!" NFL 2007-08-05T03:30:47Z 2005-08-16T22:27:10Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3084 2005-08-16T22:27:10Z The Jaguars are going all the way this season. Mark my words.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org The Jaguars are going all the way this season. Mark my words. boom 2007-08-05T03:30:45Z 2005-08-01T19:58:57Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3034 2005-08-01T19:58:57Z To the owner of the grey jacked-up toyota truck passing my daughter's school this morning:... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org ]]> Blasting hip-hop while driving makes one appear young and reckless. Blasting light jazz does not. fluffy 2007-08-05T03:30:44Z 2005-07-21T07:50:26Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.3003 2005-07-21T07:50:26Z In a TV commercial, Jasmine Trias describes her new album as "edgy".... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org Jasmine Trias describes her new album as "edgy".

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Ryan has the shingles.]]> stuck 2007-08-05T03:30:43Z 2005-07-07T02:30:16Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2962 2005-07-07T02:30:16Z Well. I am locked in the family room with the kids' toys and I need to go to the bathroom.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org Well. I am locked in the family room with the kids' toys and I need to go to the bathroom. nightmare 2007-08-05T03:30:42Z 2005-06-29T00:06:44Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2941 2005-06-29T00:06:44Z I just had the most frightening dream ever.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org ]]>
So I get led into a room and the physician is actually a local nail-salon-type lady. She's talking in Korean on her cell phone. I sit on the table thingy (like in a doctor's office) and she hangs up and tells me to get undressed and leaves the room. Doesn't hand me a sheet; doesn't tell me she'll be back.

She comes back in. She's talking to herself. She seems preoccupied. Meanwhile, I am still undressed. She says she can't find the speculum. She rummages through a few drawers. She shouts in Korean to someone across the hall. Did I mention the door is open and I am undressed?

She's mumbling that if I'd arranged my physical in a timely manner, I'd only need a blood test; not a pelvic. I think that's what she's saying; she refuses to look at me. She turns around with a shoehorn in her hand and I notice she's got thre inch acrylic nails on.

Thankfully, that's when Zac woke up from his nap, so I woke up too.]]> monkey 2007-08-05T03:30:41Z 2005-06-28T01:07:35Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2936 2005-06-28T01:07:35Z The trailer for the new King Kong remake is up.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org up.
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You even see Orks. Orks, people. Why are there Orks?]]> Spam 2007-08-05T03:30:40Z 2005-06-18T18:54:44Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2908 2005-06-18T18:54:44Z This is quite possibly the only good thing about spam.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org This is quite possibly the only good thing about spam. ]]> Dear Debbie Engle, 2007-08-05T03:30:34Z 2005-05-10T18:11:50Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2765 2005-05-10T18:11:50Z Get lost.... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org Get lost.

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What's even more tragic is your pathetic mugging for whatever news outlet is stupid enough to show up for your latest dog-and-pony show. Your daughter could be walking again, but how would you know? You're too busy pimping out your family's pain for a few minutes on the tube.

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but you need to stop. It's not heartwarming and it's not cute. Go away.

]]> burn 2007-08-05T03:30:28Z 2005-04-14T07:55:41Z tag:www.ozawa.org,2005:/jen/weblog//8.2620 2005-04-14T07:55:41Z I read both of Chuck Klosterman's books and found him somewhat unlikeable, but this is way, way harsh. Funny, but... Jen http://www.ozawa.org/jen/ jen@ozawa.org this is way, way harsh. Funny, but harsh.]]>