I'm grumpy.

Now you may be saying to yourself "so what else is new? you're always grumpy". This is a different grumpy. This is post-holiday-shopping grumpy. This is it's-been-raining-so-I-don't-get-out-as-much-as-I'd-like grumpy.

This is I-hate-a-male-relative-of-mine grumpy.

You have to combine the first grumpy with the third grumpy to get the full effect.

Because I just wasted a whole bunch of energy and time on this family member's kids and he's being his usual spineless self.

I mean, they're gifts! Who doesn't want to get free stuff? Even if you are attempting to avoid people like the plague, you still accept gifts from them, if only to satisfy that horrible greedy person in you who only wants to score free clothes, right?

Right?

I'm still mad at the bitch in the SUV (oh, SUV's. Don't get me started) who honked at me for daring to stop at a stop sign. Yeah, it was back in September, so what? I said I was grumpy.

I hate that I have to see Jamie Oliver's ugly face every hour, now that he's hawking crappy cookware on TV. "Gotta pay for me Ritalin, roit? Now watch me jump around! Americans suck!"

I am watching Arrested Development. And I like it. Which means it's gonna get cancelled. Just like Undeclared. And Andy Richter Controls the Universe. So what's the point really?

Zac isn't talking yet. And Katie is having trouble with her handwriting.

Meh.

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